| Show | All in the Timing |
| Company | Bellport Playcrafters |
| Notes | Attendance is strictly required for all performances and technical rehearsals beginning November 9, 2026. 18 Characters; each actor plays 2-3 characters each. All Roles open to all ethnicities. The track of “Man”/Ramon specifically calls for a BIPOC (Black, Indigenous, People of Color) male presenting actor. |
| Instructions | Readings will be done directly from the script sides provided at the venue. No prepared monologue is required, but reviewing the characters in advance is highly recommended. |
| Rehearsal Dates | STARTING SEPTEMBER 4 DAYS A WEEK -7PM TO 9:30 PM, NOVEMBER 13, 14,15, 20, 21 AND 22, 2026 |
| Performance Dates | Dec 11, 12, 13 |
| Questions | Send Mail |
| Show Info | A Collection Of Comedic One-Act Plays By David Ives |
| Type | Location | Date | Time |
| Open | The Post-Morrow Foundation 16 Bay Road Brookhaven | Aug 17 | 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM |
Roles
| Role | M/F | Age | Description | (SURE THING) Bill | M | 25-35 | A neurotic yet hopeful man trying to pick up a woman in a cafe. He gets endless second chances thanks to a ringing bell that resets the conversation whenever he makes a misstep. | (SURE THING) Betty | F | 25-29 | The cautious, guarded woman reading a book at the cafe, navigating her way through Bill’s endless conversational restarts. | (WORDS, WORD, WORDS) Milton | M | 40-59 | An intellectual, frustrated monkey typing away in a laboratory, hoping to randomly produce Hamlet. | (WORDS, WORD, WORDS) Swift | M | 35-39 | A frantic and philosophical monkey who is also part of the typewriting experiment, eager to prove his intelligence. | (WORDS, WORD, WORDS) Kafka | F | The third captive monkey who contemplates existence and the absurdity of their situation | (THE UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE) Don | M | 35-39 | The charismatic, eccentric creator and instructor of “Unamunda”—a wild, comic, and nonsensical language. | (THE UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE) Dawn | F | 25-29 | A young woman burdened with a severe stutter who comes to Don to learn Unamunda, ultimately fi nding a genuine connection. | (PHILIP GLASS BUYS A LOAF OF BREAD) Philip Glass | M | The titular minimalist composer. He navigates a mundane trip to the bakery, turning everyday conversation into a repetitive, rhythmic, and existentially absurd loop. | (PHILIP GLASS BUYS A LOAF OF BREAD) The Baker | M | 35-39 | The equally rhythmic and repetitive baker serving Glass. | (PHILIP GLASS BUYS A LOAF OF BREAD) 1st Woman | F | Quirky patron in the bakery who join in on the rhythmic vocalizations | (PHILIP GLASS BUYS A LOAF OF BREAD) 2nd Woman | F | 50-69 | Quirky patron in the bakery who join in on the rhythmic vocalizations | (THE PHILADELPHIA) Mark | M | A man trapped in a “Philadelphia”—a Twilight Zone state of mind where you can never get what you ask for. | (THE PHILADELPHIA) Al | M | 25-35 | Mark’s grounded friend who tries to help him, but is unaware that he himself lives in this bizarre, contradictory state. | (THE PHILADELPHIA) Waitress | F | 25-29 | An inattentive and contradictory server at the restaurant. | (VARIATIONS ON THE DEATH OF TROTSKY) Leon Trotsky | M | 40-59 | The famed Russian revolutionary on the day of his demise, desperately trying to cope with a mountain-climber’s ax buried in his head, completely unaware he is dead. | (VARIATIONS ON THE DEATH OF TROTSKY) Mrs. Trotsky (Natalia) | F | 50-69 | His deeply devoted and patient wife who tries to comfort him. | (VARIATIONS ON THE DEATH OF TROTSKY) Ramon | M | 20-39 | The assassin who strikes Trotsky and frequently argues with him about his impending doom. |
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